If you look normal, you’re doing it wrong.
There’s this kid in my science class who does weird stuff
So today he brought a bottle of soda
And hid below the desk drinking it
No one cared
There’s a really cute boy in my drama club
And he has to take off his shirt for the closing number
So I was sitting off to the side waiting for curtain call just like
Excuse me..
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Today during math my friend Jensen hurt my friend Aidan’s arm so Jensen said “I’ll kiss it and make it better.”
And then the girl behind Jensen says, “Have Sara kiss it for you.”
(Btw Aidan and Sara are OTP and half the grade wants nothing more than for them to start dating)
AND IT GETS BETTER
Aidan got really mad so the kid in front of him said “Think about thots”
And then Aidan looked at me
WE LOST IT
SAIDAN WAS PROCLAIMED
AND I AM NOW A THOT APPARENTLY
Period 1: Health- Seriously why the hell do we need to breathe into the damn plastic baby’s mouth
Period 2: Math- Fandoms taught me to be brave, kind, tolerant, etc. and school does nothing but show me how to draw triangles
Period 3: Social Studies- Pfft you think I’m paying attention no I’m starving
Period 4: Lunch- ALL HELL IS GONNA BREAK LOOSE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
Period 5/6: Social Studies- Pfft you think I’m paying attention no bae’s over on that side of the room and there’s a fucking hand chair in here
Period 7: Language Arts- Break out the tissues, we’re imagining our lives 20 years from now and why is it weird if I want to join the Marines
Drama Club- That’s right, I’m not in the cast, and I STILL get to walk on stage
After that- A WILD COKE APPEARS *Pokémon music*
All the band kids at my school are selling chocolate and my lunch table has become the number one place to buy some
It’s become drug dealing now
I don’t think I exist.
Sometimes, at random points in the day, I hear screaming. Very quiet, distant screaming. The screams of my friends.
What if I’m stuck in a coma, in another dimension, and my life now is not real?
I wonder what my “real” life is like.
I may be on the high honor roll but that won’t stop me from being an idiot around you.
I’ll just keep on making the same mistakes, hoping that you’ll understand.
smosh
